Stork Brings Lapse in Etiquette

 The grandchildren surely could overlook the Senator’s overlooking the proper mourning period, as $1,000,000 each was promised to them with the arrival of his newest child–  “Don't you think you should have waited until the year was up?” queried an agitated stickler for etiquette. “Oh, I thought I'd go early and avoid the crush,” responded Mrs. Crocker, and of course after she broke the ice, the rest of the Burlingamites began to thaw.

Stork Brought Along 

One Million Dollars Each for this 

Baby’s Relations

The Charley Clarks are living very quietly these days, awaiting the advent of the stork, who carries a million dollar note in his bill. This is the golden spoon which Senator Clark has promised to present to each of his grandchildren. In spite of the Tobin prestige, the thermometer fell below zero when young Clark took a bride unto himself just a few months after his first wife died. Burlingame society, headed by Mrs. Carolan, decided that it would be very outre to call on the Charley Clarks before his year of mourning for his first wife had elapsed. 

This was finally accepted as the correct solution of the complicated case, but Mrs. Will Crocker, with her usual independence, punctured this neatly evolved etiquette by driving over and calling on the Clarks at once and entertaining them at dinner. “Don't you think you should have waited until the year was up?” queried an agitated stickler for etiquette. “Oh, I thought I'd go early and avoid the crush,” responded Mrs. Crocker, and of course after she broke the ice, the rest of the Burlingamites began to thaw. But now that the flapping of the wings of the long-legged bird is heard, the Clarks have withdrawn from all societal activity. – From San Francisco News Letter, 1905

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