Cowboy Tom Mix on Etiquette

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Tom Mix Writes a Book on Etiquette for Cow-Punchers

In “Oh, You Tony,” Tom Mix’s latest picture which starts showing at the Globe Theatre tomorrow, Tom, as Tom Masters, part owner of an Arizona ranch, goes to Washington as the representative of a ranch-owners’ association.

There Mix gets mixed up with the fast diplomatic and social set. He is put through the Capitals’ most exclusive school of etiquette and his written “The Cowboy's Book of Etiquette,” based on his own personal experience in smart society in “Oh, You Tony!” which is intended to be a practical guide and answer such questions as these:

• “What is the difference between a saloon and a salon?” 

• “Can cowboys cuss in polite society? Why?”  

• “Is it ever good form to shoot first?” 

• “May guns be worn to an informal dance? To a formal function?” 

• “Is the strangle hold barred in catch-as-catch dancing?” 

• “Is it more refined to say, ‘I beg your pawdon’ or ‘Excuse me?’” And should one say it before, or after knocking the villain down?”

• “In a free-for-all drawing room fight, is it good form to hit below the belt, even after a big dinner?”

• “On being introduced to a lady, is it smarter to say, ‘Chawmed’ or ‘Glad to a meet-cher?’” 

• “And which of her hands do you kiss first? Do you wait for the lady to stick it out?” 

• "When does a cover charge like a mad bull?" – San Pedro Pilot, 1925

 

  🍽Etiquette Enthusiast, Maura J. Graber, is the Site Editor for the Etiquipedia© Etiquette Encyclopedia

Motor Car Etiquette (with Humor)

After you have run down a pedestrian be sure and "honk-honk" very vigorously, especially if you have previously given no warning signal. This little act of attention may be soothing to the last moments of the unfortunate. 

1. Always assist your lady passengers to their seats before taking your own; when alighting suddenly at a stone wall or fence, however, the question of precedence is not considered.
2. When a tire is punctured beyond repair it is considered the correct thing on the part of a host to be explicit as to the number if miles the party must walk to reach home.
3. If anything disagreeable happens, lay it to the chauffeur; if he is bigger than you it is permissible to do this behind his back.
4. After you have run down a pedestrian be sure and "honk-honk" very vigorously, especially if you have previously given no warning signal. This little act of attention may be soothing to the last moments of the unfortunate. 
5. If a horse shows signs of fright, put on all possible power and go by at full speed. In this way he will get rid of his fear- and possibly of his driver -more quickly.
6. If a village constable stands in the road watch in hand, head your machine at the watch. A correct aim destroys evidence.
7. No matter how well you can run your car, always keep a chauffeur in your pay: court rooms and country Jails are stuffy places,
8. If ladies are present when you get on your back under the machine to fix that little trouble." It is the custom to gag yourself with cotton waste.
9. If you have been persuaded to pur- chase a copy of the "Rules of the read,' 'throw it away; there are no rules for motorists.– New York Press 1906

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🍽Etiquette Enthusiast, Maura J. Graber, is the Site Editor for the Etiquipedia© Etiquette Encyclopedia