Dont’s When Making Persoal Calls

People can judge others within a matter of just a few seconds. One’s posture and bodily behavior when making personal calls to the homes or businesses of others, will reveal more about a person than many realize. – “… if you will persist in little frills like polishing your nails on the tea cloth you are very apt to be called ‘peculiar,’ and that word, by the way, covers a multitude of sins and a variety of meanings. Just because you are going elsewhere and want your nails to retain their gloss does not excuse you from converting your hostess’ drawing-room or dining-room into a manicure shop... Crossing the feet or knees is tolerated these days, but she is a wise lassie who does not assume this position too frequently. In the first place, like all habits, soon grows on one and develops side issues. The next thing the hands are clasped over the knees and before you realize it you are rocking away and displaying an amazing amount of ankle and fluff-fluff that is anything but the acme of modesty.”

 

BOWING the knee of Madame Conventionality may be a bit trying at times, but it most certainly is a paying investment in the long run. For, while one is loth to acknowledge it, effects are what every last one of us live for, and just as long as we are able to impress favorably we are pleased with ourselves, and the world in general is pleased with us.

Occasionally you hear someone solemnly declare, with a wise wag of the head and a knowing smile, that first impressions are all important, in fact, everything. No one would deny for a minute that they are lasting, but the length of their duration depends largely upon circumstances. The wise old philosopher hit the nail squarely on the head when she told her son that “it makes a big difference whether you see the light hair fluffin’ ‘round her face when you’re settin’ beside her on a moonlight night or in a mornin’ from across the breakfast table.” She realized that circumstances alter cases, and that what could be done with perfect propriety one day could also be an outrageous breach the next.

The age of pinafores is obviously the one where “do’s” and “don’t’s” flourish and even run riot, but somehow or other long after this stage has been successfully passed, new conditions bob up serenely and one is forced to admit that just about everything under the shining sun, no matter how simple, needs explicit and definite instructions or else one is up in the air to the amusement of kind and sympathetic friends and the everlasting chagrin of one's self.

If you would be popular, Miladi, let me tell you a few plain truths. Never let yourself be caught laughing at the embarrassments of others. In the first place it is beastly rude and you’re cutting a sorry figure in the eyes of every well bred person that chances to be about, and in the second place, it is worse than bad policy. There is bound to be a ripple of amusement and at such a time a kindly understanding nod will soothe and smooth away a myriad of woes and in a twinkling you will have gained a friend who will be ready to swear by you for ever more. 

These days so much liberty is given one that it is more or less difficult to know just where to draw the manners line. For years it has been considered a breach of etiquette to put an elbow on the table, but to put both up and calmly survey the territory was just about the limit and showed a distressing lack of training and discipline.

Such is not the case nowadays, although, to be sure, it is not considered the pink of perfection for formal occasions. But at teas and even at cafes and restaurants it fails to rouse the faintest interest and no one gives it even a passing thought. Unless, perhaps, the attitude is very confidential, and suggests an animated flirtation.

Just why people see the faults of their neighbors so plainly and remain in blissful ignorance of their own is a mystery that has never been fathomed. Miss Knocker confides to a favored few that her best friend is a charming girl, only she feels rather sorry for her because she has some peculiar mannerisms. For instance, she slides down so far in her chair and assumes such a slouchy attitude. 

Ten to one Miss Knocker is complacently sipping tea with her own feet extended half way across the room, tripping everyone who passes by, but she would be indignation personified if any one dared call her crude or even suggested that her feet were not being properly trained in the way they should go.

And that reminds me, don't take the trouble to say disagreeable things about your friends and earn the name of “knocker.” Life really is too short, and besides, your delightfully attentive audience is skillfully drawing you out and making you say twice as much as you intended or really mean, and some fine day it will come back to you tenfold. In short, in all probability you will be taxed with maliciously spreading a story and when it is retold you'll have strenuous difficulty in recognizing even the shreds of the original.

Of course, if you will persist in little frills like polishing your nails on the tea cloth you are very apt to be called “peculiar,” and that word, by the way, covers a multitude of sins and a variety of meanings. Just because you are going elsewhere and want your nails to retain their gloss does not excuse you from converting your hostess’ drawing-room or dining-room into a manicure shop. If you feel that a wee rub is absolutely essential to your happiness do it as quickly and as quietly as you can and without attracting any more attention than is positively necessary, for grooming one's self in public is strictly forbidden in polite society.

While you want to be simple in your manner there is such a thing as being overtrained in this very simplicity. Crossing the feet or knees is tolerated these days, but she is a wise lassie who does not assume this position too frequently. In the first place, like all habits, soon grows on one and develops side issues. The next thing the hands are clasped over the knees and before you realize it you are rocking away and displaying an amazing amount of ankle and fluff-fluff that is anything but the acme of modesty.

And after all it's so easy to avoid Blunderville. Just stop and think twice and during that time pay strict attention to your neighbors, for it’s always safe when in Rome to do as the Romans do. If they are slow to act gain time by some hook or crook, and lo and behold, your problem will be successfully solved and no one but yourself need ever be the wiser.

So if you're in doubt at any time remember one simple, almost childish rule. Keep your eyes and your ears wide open and your mouth discreetly closed, and as sure as fate you’ll come out on top of the pile and land high and dry.– San Francisco Call, 1904

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A Trendy Elbow Argument for 1907

Elbows on the Table Now Good Form?!? Etiquipedia thinks not! This article makes it very clear that the trend is fashionable only if you are young, wrinkle-free and have no physical defects. It also concedes that to lower one’s standards and damage one’s impression on others was probably due to the new fashions, which happened to be showing off the arms and elbows, though the author clearly is unsure if the fashions came first, or those with the elbows on the tables had inspired the new fashions. Sounds like a flimsy excuse for slouching to Etiquipedia…
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Pretty “poses” are even suggested for those who want to make unsightly elbows look nicer or show off ones rings.. Above you can see “The afternoon tea pose.”  A pose for “Glancing through the menu” and the “Breakfast pose.” The article reads that previously:  “… your table manners were excellent in proportion to the way you managed to keep your elbows out of sight. But fashions in manners change like everything else and today the elbow is everywhere in evidence. To lean on your elbows is the pose of the hour and it has the approval of the smart women who lunch in smart restaurants. It is, in fact, a restaurant pose, being much more popular in these public places than in the home.” How trendy!

Without the aid of her elbows the modern woman would have a sorry time of it. She would be deprived of her mainstay; she would be ‘attitude–less.’ There is scarcely a moment of the day up to the formal dinner hour that the fashionable woman is not using her elbows as props, and she has grown so to depend on their support that she would be utterly helpless if she had to get on without resting on them, especially at table. Shocking as it may seem, fashion says it is permissible to put your elbows on the table. 

How grieved those well bred women of the old school would be if they could, contrast this elbow period with the prim table manners of their day. What would they say if they could drop into some fashionable Fifth Avenue restaurant during luncheon or tea time and behold groups of smartly dressed women sitting with their elbows placed prominently on the table in front of them? They might be too polite to express their surprise, but at least they would be sure to think that modern manners had fallen from the old time standard.

Think of those days when to put your elbows on the table meant a sharp герrimand and maybe a curtailed dinner. You were taught then to sit at table with your hands primly folded in your lap when they were not engaged in manipulating knife and fork, or they were sedately clasped with the fingers barely resting on the edge of the snowy damask. That was the proper table etiquette so far as elbows and hands were concerned. 

Never were they permitted to display themselves, and as for using them as props, only persons without any breeding at all did that. Then your table manners were excellent in proportion to the way you managed to keep your elbows out of sight. But fashions in manners change like everything else and today the elbow is everywhere in evidence. To lean on your elbows is the pose of the hour and it has the approval of the smart women who lunch in smart restaurants. It is, in fact, a restaurant pose, being much more popular in these public places than in the home.

“Then why do women assume such awkward and unattractive poses when they lean on their elbows?” asked one woman who has learned to use her elbows as cleverly as she does a smile or a nod of the head. “There is no need of making a fright of yourself and emphasizing all your bad points, elbows included, when you are sitting at the luncheon table. You can look pretty and coquettish, young and graceful instead of angular and wrinkled when you lean on your elbows. 

“Did you ever study. the women you see in restaurants?” went on this fair inquisitor. “Did you ever notice how the woman with a double chin rests her head in her palms when she puts her elbows on the table and thereby wrinkles her too full chin into a hundred unbecoming creases, and then she invariably turns the bad lines of her arms and hands to her vis-a-vis? That's a grave mistake and you say to yourself that she is stupid. And she is. 

“She ought to know that when she has passed the youthful stage she ought to be mighty careful how she tampers with her chin and not only invites, wrinkles but exaggerates those she has already. Let her learn to touch just the tip of her chin if she will rest her head on her hands. The palm is always very warm, and this heat does not have a highly beneficial effect on the skin or complexion.

“Let women study the good lines of their hands. Very few of them realize that her hands are easier to tell a woman’s age by than her face. For one thing, they are generally allowed to grow old naturally. Very little care is given them in comparison with that lavished on the face and, despite well manicured nails and smooth skin, the telltale evidences are there. For instance, even young women have a series of wrinkles at the wrist on the outer side, and this is the side they invariably turn to the world, and they turn it when the hand is bent in such a position that the wrinkles look deeper and closer than they really are. 

“A woman who smokes a cigarette in the part she plays on the stage, does it so daintily and gracefully that every woman in the audience then and there decides that cigarette smoking cannot be altogether bad.” The fair smoker looks so captivating that you forgive her the vice, if vice it is. When she was complimented one time on the graceful position in which she held the cigarette - it seemed to be a perfectly natural and careless one -she replied, “Don't you suppose I know it is graceful? Haven't I studied every line of the hand and fingers until I know how to get the best curves and poses?” And it was worth the time she took to learn the trick of smoking gracefully and prettily.

The elbow brigade ought to devote the same time and study to their poses. It is not necessary to sit with the shoulders hunched up until the blouse draws across the back and the waist line pulls itself out of place. Angular poses can and should be avoided. One of the favorite positions is to clasp the fingers and rest the head on the knuckles. 

If the hands are allowed to follow out the arch thus formed they bring out clusters of wrinkles at the wrists and the line from elbow to elbow is so bad and so jarring that it would spoll the prettiest face smiling above it. But if the wrists are permitted to slip together, then the wrinkles disappear and the hands take on very graceful curves. This is what might be termed a conversational pose. About 10 out of every 12 women lunching in a restaurant will fall into this position when the menu has been planned and there is time for a pleasant chat.

A lot of fair lunchers have a little way of talking with their fingers when their heads are propped up by their elbows. The pose is an excellent one to show off one's collection of rings, and pretty fingers never look better than in the conversational pose. By the same token, ugly ones never look worse. If they are thin and scrawny they seem to overshadow arms and face almost to the extent of overshadowing the luncheon, and unless the nails are perfectly cared for their defects in manicuring proclaim themselves aloud.

For some reason it is not considered good form to rest the elbows on the table at dinner. The formality of the function does not harmonize with the informality of the pose, and so most women draw a line here. They may prop themselves up with their elbows at breakfast and at luncheon, in fact most of them sit through the entire meal with at least one elbow thus employed. 

They write with the left hand used as a support for the head and they read with their elbows occupying a prominent position. But at the dinner table, especially when it is a formal and dress affair, elbows are less in evidence, though it is a well known fact that a woman who possesses exquisitely molded arms displays them as much as she likes, even to putting them on the formal dinner table.

Since short sleeves came into vogue, the elbow fad has increased amazingly. The sleeves may be responsible for the elbow prop fad or the new use for the elbows may be responsible for the popularity of the short sleeve. Which ever way it is, the woman who wears short sleeves and her name is legion - rests her elbows on the table.

When Cleverness Counts

And here, again the clever woman shows her wisdom, for if her elbows are sharp and rough she has her sleeves made long enough to hide their ugliness. She of the Katisha elbow, the elbow that “people come miles to see,” can risk sleeves stopping above the bend of the arm without fear. But how many women are there possessing perfect elbows? Not many, to be sure, and since the elbow propping fad started these overworked members are not improving. 

It cannot improve elbows to use them constantly as supports for the head and body. When the weight of the trunk in addition to that of the head is thrown on the elbows it is bound to make them grow hard and rough. Nine-tenths of the women of today have callous spots of more or less size and prominence on their elbows. These might be got rid of entirely or kept inconspicuous if a little time were devoted to them. 

How many women think of rubbing cold cream on their elbows or massaging them, or paying them any attention whatever? Very few, indeed, and yet it would be well worth while. A woman never sees her own elbows, and that is one reason why she spends so little time on their care. With nightly applications of cold cream, followed by judicious rubbing and patting, unattractive elbows can be vastly improved, and then If the owner of these elbows will spend some time before a mirror trying various poses she will see what it means to make the most of her elbows.

Sometimes a woman does get an unexpected sight of herself as she sits in a restaurant where mirrors are plentiful, and the chances are that she is not particularly pleased with what she sees. The gown she thought fitted so admirably shows unfamiliar wrinkles and bunches and the position into which she has unconsciously fallen is by no means the one to show her off to the best advantage. And her elbows and arms! Surely she never dreamed they were so prominent and unpicturesque. But the mirror reveals them as they look to others and the thought is not pleasant.

There is character as well as grace and beauty in the way a woman leans on her elbows when sine knows how to manage them, and the character poses are frequently worth having conveyed to canvas. Some of them are artistie in every detail, and they are diffarer enough from the average ordinary pose to make the women who know enough to appreciate them eager to imitate thera. But it is better to be natural and individual, even if it is ever so little, than to look and be just like hundreds of other women, though it never pays for women to be eccentric.

There are many ways by which the owner of angular elbows can disguise this physical defect. She need not have the points exposed and she need not make them prominent. Chiffon and lace are wonderful aids in the hiding of unsightly elbows. The idea is that if elbows are to continue to occupy such a prominent position in society they should be educated and cultivated to the highest extent. – San Francisco Call, June 1907

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Relaxing Etiquette Reveals Poor Form

The image above is a great example of what can happen when etiquette standards become relaxed. If one has an elbow on the table, it invariably leads to slouching, poor posture and to the casual observer, points out how graceful your dining companion looks beside you!  
What got into Emily Post’s head in 1938? When her best selling book was published in 1922, EmilyPost was 50 years old. I have often suspected that with advanced age, Emily slowly began to relax her standards. After all, this was the woman who served bar-b-que’d meats at an afternoon tea… “Reportedly, on Martha’s Vineyard, Emily Post was accused of ‘losing it’ when she served members of the Garden Club barbecued meats, rather than the anticipated tea sandwiches. When town members gossiped about her social gaffe, she responded that grilled meats seemed more festive for the occasion than “old-fashioned ladies food.’”

ONE BY ONE our most sacred. traditions and beliefs are destroyed. Now we read of Emily Post, high priestess of etiquette, eating dinner with her elbows on the table.

When we were kids we were taught that a table elbower was almost as low in the social plane as the shameless wretches who resorted to the unspeakable tooth-pick. 

The story said Emily's fellow diners at the Gourmet club, New York, were shocked at her sudden emancipation of the elbow though she tried to prepare them for the surprise to come by first knocking over a bowl of lingonberries.

The human elbow has never been regarded as one of nature's lovelier creations and it has always been our idea that the rule banning its display at meal times was more esthetic than scientific. 

Many an American grows to manhood without ever discovering why nature equipped him with a pair of elbows. And then he visits New York and takes a ride on the subway during rush hour.

Meanwhile, the elbow is in danger of disappearing completely in Italy and Germany. The Fascist-Nazi straight arm salute is gradually reducing it to the status of an unused hinge.

While we are grateful to Miss Post for the return of the American elbow from exile, her liberalism might have gone a bit further. Up to press time the napkin tucked under the chin has not been declared constitutional. – By William Ritt for the Imperial Valley Press, February 1938

 

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Etiquette: Praising vs Complaining

Constructive criticism and complaints can help companies grow. Business experts agree that finding out about employees with poor behavior can save a business money, and customers, in the long run. After all, poor behavior cannot be corrected if the management staff is unaware of the behavior. – “The managers I have talked to are generally responsive to customers' complaints, and tend to deal fairly with the employee who has been criticized. I talked to the headwaiter at a good restaurant, who said that the waiters and waitresses were allowed three minor infractions before dismissal.”

Complaining isn't always bad manners…

Is it necessary to put up with bad service in the name of politeness?

I say, "No."

Take the case of the two young women who had just finished a large lunch at a nationally franchised restaurant. They decided that they'd each like to have a hot fudge sundae, so they called the waitress over.

"We'd each like a hot fudge sundae," said Girl One.

The waitress looked perplexed. "Your checks are both full. I don't have any room to write down the sundaes."

"Why don't you put both of our sundaes on a new check?" asked Girl Two.

"I can't, because the rules say that two people's orders can't be on one check," replied the waitress.

Girl One: "Why don't you give us each a second check?"

Waitress: "The rules say each customer can only have one check."

Silence. Then Girl Two said, "You mean we can't have any hot fudge sundaes?"

"I guess not," said the waitress.

I watched this Alice in Wonderland dialogue, and was surprised when the girls decided to deal with the waitress' incompetence by not leaving a tip. Instead of leaving without their sundaes, they should have discreetly explained the situation to the manager.

Then there was the case of the woman who called the coat department of a store to ask about a specific coat. She got a clerk on the phone, who immediately said, "Hold on a minute, I've got a customer." After 10 minutes the woman on the phone got the idea the clerk wasn't coming back, so she decided to go downtown to look at the coat in person.

When she got in the store she recognized that she was talking to the same clerk who had held her on the phone.

"I'd like to ask about that raincoat," said the woman. Just then the phone rang and the clerk said, "Just a minute, I've got to answer the phone." You guessed it. She didn't come back. After 10 minutes the disgruntled customer left the store without any information. That was a mistake.

It's unfortunate to have to make complaints, but it's not bad manners. When you pay for services, you deserve to get them. It's important, however, that you don't lower yourself by indulging in sarcasm, yelling or name calling when making a complaint to the offender or his or her boss.

In some cases going over someone's head to complain to the boss is the only fair thing to do. If you want to discuss poor merchandise, it makes more sense to talk to the buyer or customer service. In a restaurant, ask for the owner or manager.

The managers I have talked to are generally responsive to customers' complaints, and tend to deal fairly with the employee who has been criticized. I talked to the headwaiter at a good restaurant, who said that the waiters and waitresses were allowed three minor infractions before dismissal. He gave throwing matches at a customer or being short as examples of prohibited behavior.

The letter is another way to register a complaint. You could write to the owner or manager of a business, outlining as rationally as possible the problem you've had. A letter is also a great way to compliment a clerk, waiter or waitress for special consideration.

In some department stores employees who receive letters of praise are rewarded with money, or by having their picture in a company paper.

Go out of your way to complain about bad service. And go even further to praise good service.– By Maureen Elena Reardon, 1974

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Etiquette is Not Antiquated

 Behaving Well is Not an Antiquated Idea

Showing up in a polite, positive, or good way means that you are behaving well. Adults enjoy seeing children who mind their manners; children form etiquette-ful habits and behaviors from the example of adults; and everyone appreciates the kindnesses shown by others. 

Yet, as an etiquette instructor, I hear comments about how etiquette skills are antiquated in modern society.  Ironically, this perception only holds when people, and those around them, are behaving well. 

Tradition

Custom may inform us on how to govern, manage or conduct ourselves, and it’s wise to observe the local circumstances and try our best to adjust behaviors accordingly. Only individuals, however, can conduct or comport themselves.

Conducting oneself responsibly is the crown on considering oneself grown-up.  How good it feels when someone recognizes you for not only being appropriate, but going a step further in kindness, and consideration for the feelings of another.

Longstanding language expressions call us to serve our better selves: 

• Act politely
• Mind your manners
• Make good choices
• Mind your p’s and q’s
• Play fair
• Observe the rules
• Tow the line
• Keep the peace
• Act reasonably
• Do the right thing
• Be nice and kind
• Be on your best behavior
• Observe the Golden Rule
• Act with decorum

These reminders have been heard throughout our lives on various occasions. Not only are they traditional phrases, they are instructions for behaving well.

Behaving Well Encourages Positivity

In the 18th century, Adam Smith claimed that agreeable manners inflame our natural love of virtue and increase our tolerance of imperfection.  They often correct or ascertain our natural sentiments with regard to the propriety of conduct. Suggesting many nice and delicate intentions, they shape us to a more exact justness of behavior—without which instruction we would have been at a loss to think of.

The above list of reminders, and the fact that we hear or say them often, offers clues to the difficulties of acting on them.  It also prompts us that another person may be struggling with their own good behavior, calling us to patience and compassion as they choose to act with propriety and kindness.

Though a person who has been reminded that he needs to behave more suitably may feel that the idea is antiquated and instead retorts, “Whatever,” humans might have long understood, the building of mental strength is about self-regulating emotions, managing thought expression, and aiming for the positive, despite circumstances.  

Behaving well, or acting in a manner of kindness, courtesy and respect, flies under the radar of noticeable actions.  Why? Because it is assumed that everyone aims for good rapport and harmony with each other in every circumstance.  As long as this is the norm, conducting oneself properly will never become an antiquated idea.

 Contributor Candace Smith is a retired, national award-winning secondary school educator, Candace Smith teaches university students and professionals the soft skills of etiquette and protocol. She found these skills necessary in her own life after her husband received international recognition in 2002. Plunged into a new “normal” of travel and formal social gatherings with global leaders, she discovered how uncomfortable she was in many important social situations. After extensive training in etiquette and protocol, Candace realized a markedly increased confidence level in meeting and greeting and dining skills and was inspired to share these skills that will help others gain comfort and confidence in dining and networking situations. Learn more at http://www.candacesmithetiquette.com/

 

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New Year’s Etiquette in Japan

Holidays – Parliament Day in Japan

“At the recent election for the House of Peers held under the newly adopted Japanese Constitution, forty-four members were returned – twenty-two, were farmers, fifteen were merchants, and only one a noble. When it is remembered that until recently Japan has been con- trolled by the nobility with their feudal ideas, the reaction of the present day will bring to pass great and wholesome changes. It is to be hoped the spirit of modern improvement will now animate the Japanese.” – 

From the back of this card. This collector card and others like it, were packed in Duke's Cigarette’s packages, from the Gilded Age to the early 1900’s

Holiday Etiquette in Japan:

How the Jovial Japanese Make Life Merry and Happy

Mrs. H. H. Thompson, writing in “The Cosmopolitan” of the holidays of the Japanese, says New Year’s day is not altogether a holiday. The national idea of justice is shown by the law requiring all debts to be adjusted at the beginning of the year. Therefore, no one gives himself up to unrestrained enjoyment of this day until his accounts are satisfactorily arranged.

On this day, for which we had been impatiently waiting, we prepared to go everywhere and see everything. Festive preparations had been going on for many days, such as thoroughly renovating and cleaning houses, planting evergreen and bamboo branches along the street and on either side of the vestibules or doorways. The bakeries were teeming with delicacies. Professional rice-pounders, with their immense mortars and pestles, were hurrying from house to house. Flowers and ornamental shrubs of exquisite varieties were sold on every street, and shops displayed their daintiest wares and toys.

An interesting custom prevails in preparing the home feast to provide a liberal supply of food for the poorer neighbor. Each house, too, must be decorated, which is not a difficult task in this ever-blooming land. Every house and street was brilliantly illuminated for the inauguration of the new year; in fact, the entire city, bay and adjoining country presented a brilliancy that we never saw equaled. During the morning a Sabbath-like stillness prevails while accounts are being adjusted. Indeed, it has been said that New Year's day is the only Sabbath of Japan. After that all is astir; every one in festive garments and with smiling face exchanging polite greetings.

The Japanese are well trained in the laws of good breeding, and, in their several grades, seldom offend the rules of etiquette. According to these rules, a joyous freedom is extended to everyone on this day of days. Various styles of reception cards are carried through the streets on elegant lacquered trays by obsequious servants. It is the custom of Japanese merchants to send as gifts to the families of their customers beautiful fans and toys of exquisite designs.

One of the most popular amusements of its day is masquerades, in which parents, children and servants delight in puzzling one another by personifying various families of rank. Here there are fathers, with the big and little boys, who are intent upon the use of the top, with which they are very expert, while groups of pretty girls and young women play merrily with battledore and shuttle-cock. 

At one time we were mystified by sweet, musical sounds in the air, resembling those proceeding from an aeolian harp, and discovered that these came from a great number of kites flying over the city. Our Japanese teacher and interpreter explained this mystery by showing us a strip of the bamboo stretched across the frame of the kite.

Banquets are spread in the streets for the police, and for the benefit of those that prefer this repast to the more private dinner at home. Buckets, barrels and porcelain jars are everywhere overflowing with new saki, which everybody drinks, and yet to the credit of these people be it said, there is little drunkenness. Far into the night some religious ceremony is enacted by the head of each household, and by the priests in their public temples, which all evil spirits brooding about on wrong intent are said to exorcise; and thus the day is ended.

The Japanese are determined to enjoy life as they go. All classes may be seen leaving their homes to go on short journeys into the country - where, under the rustic shade of blossoming fruit trees, or in one of the endless tea houses, they may rest, refresh and enjoy themselves. We often observed family groups visiting the suburbs, or temples, or statues on some high hill, with apparently no other object than to view the landscape under a light fall of snow, or to gather some of nature’s treasures to adorn the grottoed wall, or miniature lake in the bit of garden at home, or to amuse the children. - Los Angeles Herald, 1887

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Tobacco Etiquette in Diplomatic Circles

“Bismarck always smoked like Vesuvius until the infirmities of advancing years compelled him to exercise a certain discretion, but even now that he has passed his seventieth birthday he is rarely seen outside of official hours and spaces without a huge porcelain pipe with its stem, a yard long, hanging against his waistcoat.” – Public domain image of Otto Von Bismarck, the German statesman and aristocrat, Bismarck was the Minister President of Prussia, and later, became the first German Chancellor. 

                                             

Great Men and the Tobacco Habit

It is pathetic to remember the helpless writhings of Charles Lamb in the toils of the habit enfolding him like a coil of Medusaen serpents or like the tentacles of a Newfoundland octopus. In his “Confessions of a Drunkard,” he describes the exchange of one thralldom for another, that of the goblet for the pipe, and how at first the latter seemed benign in the comparison, but at last became a scourge of scorpions, leaving him no rest night nor day. Spirits, diaboli, black anthropophagi, hob- gobblins, lemures, continually haunted him; Abaddon vexed and Maher perplexed him; to him, Raleigh, who brought the terrible weed over the seas, was as one who had opened a new Pandora box, fountain of inexhaustible woe to mankind, or as the dark angel who had uncorked the last Apocalyptic vial, loosing the pent up and unend- ing floods of wrath to engulf and overwhelm the world. He would have sympathized with Dr. Talmadge’s denunciation of it and lent him tropes and rhetorical missiles to hurl at it.

Tennyson, according to Carlyle, “floats in and out in a great element of tobacco smoke a wide, breezy, comfortable figure of a man not easy to waken, but great when he is once aroused.” Carlyle’s own pipe went with him to the end. “Doctor,” he said in his later days, when at some health resort he had called in the local Asclepius, “I'll do anything ye say, but ye maun na tak away my pipe be.” When he was usher at Annam he suffered, as he always did, from dyspepsia. He went forty miles to consult a doctor of great local fame, who told him to stop smoking. He stopped several months, but it produced no effect upon his malady, so he took up his abandoned pipe again. “I found,” he said, “that I might as well have poured my woes into the long, hairy, hollow ear of the great jackass I met, as to have ridden forty miles to consult that doctor.”

Bismarck always smoked like Vesuvius until the infirmities of advancing years compelled him to exercise a certain discretion, but even now that he has passed his seventieth birthday he is rarely seen outside of official hours and spaces without a huge porcelain pipe with its stem, a yard long, hanging against his waistcoat. It is plain enough that tobacco has been associated with some of the highest practical speculation and imaginative work which has been done in the world since it was discovered, and if it could be brought face to face with its enemies in some court qualified to sit in judgment on its case it would doubtless have a good deal to say for itself.

Webster hated tobacco, and if his guests at Marshfield wanted to smoke they had to go out to the horseshed. In this way he was almost alone among the public men of his time. Clay chewed; Jackson smoked a corncob pipe, giving audiences while in the White House to all manner of people with that inexpensive calumet (said to be the best pipe going) in his mouth. The Washington of that day, as of some subsequent periods, was paved with spittoons, one President anchoring a gigantic utensil of this description, its crater a yard across, in the middle of his reception room by way of diverting in that direction the noble expectoration rage of his visitors some of whom in the ardor of colloquy spat on the floor, out of the window or perchance fortuitously in the casual neighboring hat. 

Such was the habit of the American patriot of that period, surviving yet in some of his successors. It is a safe bet that when Joe Blackburn called on the President the other day, in the heat of his emotions he executed salivary parabolas worthy of the best days of the Republic, hitting everywhere with a casual disregard of etiquette, cuspidors or precedent. – Brooklyn Eagle, 1885

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19th C. Persian Smoking Etiquette

Though smoking is still a very popular habit in Iran, formerly Persia, lawmakers there implemented a tobacco smoking law which banned smoking in all outdoor and indoor public places, places of work, and while on public transport.– Public domain image of hookah smoking in Persia

THE WEED IN PERSIA… AN ORIENTAL LAND, SAID TO BE THE SMOKEN'S PARADISE.

The Persian's Social Position Shown by the Number and Value of His Pipes

The Eternal Water Pipe – The Etiquette of Smoking

Persia is the smoker's paradise. In the first place, tobacco is cheap; fourteen pounds of it in the cured leaf cost from three to ten shillings. There is no middleman or manufacturer to mix, chop, scent, flavor and adulterate it. The grower cures it and packs it in bags of skin. In these bags the merchant sells it to the retailer; and then the smoker, pipe in hand, samples the various lots, and purchases from a pennyworth to a bagful, as seemeth to him good. 

There are various kinds of tobacco in Persia: the leaf tobacco, which is smoked in the kalian, for hubble-bubble; the Kurdish tobacco, which is almost white, and consists of the leaves and stalks of the plant coarsely pulverized. This is a very fragrant pipe tobacco, and may be obtained mild or excessively strong, and it is smoked in chibonques or in the Arab short clay pipe. The only recommendations of the Arab pipe are its cheapness and its portability. It is a simple tube of clay about six inches long, with a bore an inch in diameter; it is constructed in the middle, and bent at nearly a right angle. It is essentially the poor man's pipe. Crammed with a Kurdish tobacco, of which it will hold half an ounce, it is passed from hand to band until it is smoked out.

In the north of Persia and in the capital the papiros, or cigarette, is rapidly gaining ground; the commonest Samsoon tobacco is used as a rule, or a very similar article grown in Ghilan and rather superior to it. But the real national pipe of Persia is the kalian. Among the merchant and tradesman class the kalian is over between the lips. The peripatetic vender of smoke is seen in Persia in every place where men congregate for business or pleasure. Even at executions the criminal will ask for and receive a farewell whiff of the eternal water pipe before he is blown from a gun. I have seen a man undergoing the long agonies of crucifixion seeking solace in the kalian.

THE PERSIAN AND HIS PIPES

The social position of the Persian is shown by the number and the value of his pipes. The pipebearer to a great man is a highly paid domestic, who may have in his care from fifty to a hundred pipes, varying in value from £5 to £500. The pipes of the King and of the Royal Princes are often made entirely of gold incrusted with a profusion of gems; the middle and upper classes generally content themselves with kalians whose reservoirs and stems are of solid silver, the bowl only being of gold ornamented with gems or enamels. 

The religious classes mostly affect a kalian of the simplest kind; the water reser voir being a wide mouthed bottle of course porous clay, the stem being composed of curiously turned wood stained a bright crimson, and the bowl made of a black porcelain resembling ebony in appearance. But in the privacy of their own harems, the holy men do not disdain to smoke the costly pipes of their wives; for everybody smokes in Persia - old men and maidens, young men and children - and the old women are the most inveterate smokers of all.

Among the middle classes the water reservoir is often composed of glass, elaborately cut and often decorated with the florid colored and gilt ornamentation which Turkish art has rendered familiar to us. These glass reservoirs, for which there is an enormous market throughout Persia and central Asia, are made in Russia. Rose water is frequently used in place of the vulgar fluid; rose leaves, tiny rosebuds, and the immature fruit of the almond or plum are tossed into it, and as the smoker at each inhalation sets the liquid in violent motion, a pleasant sight is thus offered for his contemplation, much resembling the pretty toys that may be seen in some of the filter shops in London. In the hot weather, a porous clay reservoir is affected by all classes, as it is supposed to cool the water that purifies the fragrant smoke; they will even ice the water. The water is changed every time the pipe is lighted, and is itself not without its uses; for it is an ever handy and never failing emetic – useful thing in a country where poisoning is not infrequent.

ETIQUETTE AND PUNCTILIO

Probably the Persians are the most poetical as well as the most practical people in the world. All through the summer the stems of their pipes are decorated with circles of tiny moss rose buds; or, the interstices having been filled with grass seeds or grains of corn, the pipe is handed to the smoker covered with rows of sprouting verdure an inch and a half long. This decoration of pipes is part of the duty of the pipe bearer or of the ladies of the harem, and the pipe bearer's office is no sinecure. He has several stocks of tobacco of varying quality.

The etiquette and punctilio of pipe smoking are endless. When a visitor is offered a pipe, and there is not a second one, he declines it at once; his host must smoke first. This, if the entertainer be much superior in position, be will actually do, but otherwise ho declines, and the guest, having first offered the pipe to the other visitors, who decline it as a matter of course, proceeds to smoke, and then it is handed round to everybody in order of rank. 

No business in the east can be done without the smoking of many water pipes; it forms a large portion of the enjoyment of the Oriental bath, it fills up the pauses of conversation, and, when a man is at a loss for an answer, it gives him time to think. The very sound of the bubbling water in a hot country is soothing to the ear. That it is not smoked in Europe is probably due to the fact that he who would smoke the Persian water pipe would need to keep a Persian servant to fill it for him. - Foreign Letter, 1887

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