Stage Coach Rider's Commandments
1. Abstinence from liquor is requested, but if you must drink, share the bottle. To do otherwise makes you appear selfish and unneighborly.
2. If ladies are present, gentlemen are urged to forego smoking cigars and pipes as the odor of same is repugnant to the Gentle Sex. Chewing tobacco is permitted but spit WITH the wind, not against it.
3. Gentlemen must refrain from the use of rough language in the presence of ladies and children.
4. Buffalo robes are provided for your comfort during cold weather. Hogging robes will not be tolerated and the offender will be made to ride with the driver.
5. Don’t snore loudly while sleeping or use your fellow passenger’s shoulder for a pillow; he or she may not understand and friction may result.
6. Firearms may be kept on your person for use in emergencies. Do not fire them for pleasure or shoot at wild animals as the sound riles the horses.
7. In the event of runaway horses, remain calm. Leaping from the coach in panic will leave you injured, at the mercy of the elements, hostile Indians and hungry coyotes.
8. Forbidden topics of discussion are stagecoach robberies and Indian uprisings.
9. Gents guilty of unchivalrous behavior toward lady passengers will be put off the stage. It’s a long walk back. A word to the wise is sufficient.
A few other bits of etiquette advice from the time for the traveler:
Don't grease your hair before starting or dust will stick in sufficient quantities to make a respectable 'tater' patch.
Provide stimulants before starting; ranch whiskey is not always nectar.
Never ride in cold weather with tight boots or shoes, nor close-fitting gloves. Bathe your feet before starting in cold water, and wear loose overshoes and gloves two or three sizes too large.
If you have anything to take in a bottle, pass it around; a man who drinks by himself in such a case is lost to all human feeling.
In very cold weather, abstain entirely from liquor while on the road; a man will freeze twice as quick while under its influence.
Don't growl at food stations; stage companies generally provide the best they can get.
Don't keep the stage waiting; many a virtuous man has lost his character by so doing.
Don't smoke a strong pipe inside especially early in the morning.
Spit on the leeward side of the coach.
Don't swear, nor lop over on your neighbor when sleeping.
Don't ask how far it is to the next station until you get there.
Don't discuss politics or religion, nor point out places on the road where horrible murders have been committed.
Don't linger too long at the pewter wash basin at the station.
Tie a silk handkerchief around your neck to keep out dust and prevent sunburns.
A little glycerin is good in case of chapped hands.
Never attempt to fire a gun or pistol while on the road, it may frighten the team; and the careless handling and cocking of the weapon makes nervous people nervous.
When the driver asks you to get off and walk, do it without grumbling. He will not request it unless absolutely necessary. If a team runs away, sit still and take your chances; if you jump, nine times out of ten you will be hurt.
Don't imagine for a moment you are going on a picnic; expect annoyance, discomfort and some hardships. If you are disappointed, thank heaven.